Silly Conversations With Bill, Mittens

A commercial came on television. It was this wonderful, fun commercial for the Winter Olympics, I think. It was full of celebrities and mittens. Everyone wore mittens and one said, “Go” and the other one said, “USA”. And they would show one hand and then the other. I am easily amused, in case you have not figured this out yet. 

We watched this commercial in silence, then Bill said,” When will this generation of women stop having plastic surgery that makes their faces look plastic?”

I looked at him and said, “I was looking at the mittens.”

 He stared at me for a moment and we both laughed.

He smiled and said, ” Shiny.”

I said, “This is the reason I am happier than you.”



About jambiethoughts

My name is Jamie W. Bryant,. Sometimes I drop the W. I am a currently a 55 year old woman with a serious sense of whimsy. I was having a hard time describing myself but when a friend said everyone wanted to be a princess, men and women, I said to call me a Queen, Warrior Queen. I think Whimsical Happy sometimes Silly Warrior Queen Who Takes No Shit But Is Really Kind and loves to have fun but is really responsible might do it. It is long, however I have never been good at editing myself, in SO MANY WAYS, so there is that. If you still have no idea who I am, well, read my blog and try to figure it out. I can be serious. I can be silly. I love to make myself and others laugh. I speak real shit. I believe everyone should be treated with respect, and I will if you will. I calls them as I sees them. I sometimes swear. Gasp! I do not swear when I am in the presence of children, but this blog is for grown ups. You have been warned.
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