We were watching a commercial for a movie that looks like it will be funny. It’s about boxing and for some reason the man in the movie is soaking his hands in horse urine. Or another man tells him he is.
Bill says, he has heard this three times, not horse urine, but that soaking your hands in urine makes them tough.
I said, “Who needs their hands to be that tough?”
He says, “I am going to start doing that.”
I said, “Really? Because you get upset when I touch your hands when they are wet with water and my hands are clean.”
Bill said, “Yep, I’m going to start peeing on my hands and then touching you with them.”
I said, “Really?”
Bill, “That will be different.”
Jamie, “That WILL be different.”
Yep, the secret to a happy marriage, communication.