We were watching a commercial for a movie that looks like it will be funny. It’s about boxing and for some reason the man in the movie is soaking his hands in horse urine. Or another man tells him he is.
Bill says, he has heard this three times, not horse urine, but that soaking your hands in urine makes them tough.
I said, “Who needs their hands to be that tough?”
He says, “I am going to start doing that.”
I said, “Really? Because you get upset when I touch your hands when they are wet with water and my hands are clean.”
Bill said, “Yep, I’m going to start peeing on my hands and then touching you with them.”
I said, “Really?”
Bill, “That will be different.”
Jamie, “That WILL be different.”
Yep, the secret to a happy marriage, communication.
About jambiethoughts
I am a currently a 55 year old woman with a serious sense of whimsy. I was having a hard time describing myself but when a friend said everyone wanted to be a princess, men and women, I said to call me a Queen, Warrior Queen. I think Whimsical Happy sometimes Silly Warrior Queen Who Takes No Shit But Is Really Kind and loves to have fun but is really responsible might do it. It is long, however I have never been good at editing myself, in SO MANY WAYS, so there is that.
If you still have no idea who I am, well, read my blog and try to figure it out. I can be serious. I can be silly. I love to make myself and others laugh. I speak real shit.
I believe everyone should be treated with respect, and I will if you will. I calls them as I sees them. I sometimes swear. Gasp! I do not swear when I am in the presence of children, but this blog is for grown ups. You have been warned.
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