This commercial, and yes we talk about other things too, was about an air freshener. It was lavender scented and the commercial indicated that it would make your bedroom smell pretty, it would be relaxing and might even help you sleep well at night.
Bill watches this and looks at me. He says, “So like farting….. only it smells nice.”
I stare at him for a moment and then I say, “No! No!” And with a bit of annoyance, amusement, and also grossedoutness (a word now, bitches, and I say that with affection), I say,”NOTHING like a fart.”
We stare at each other oh so briefly and then we laugh and laugh. I. Love. Us.