My Dog Has A Nemisis. How Cool Is That? or Name a Nemesis Contest

 Today I was sleeping and suddenly my dog starting barking like crazy, the old ape shit thing I told you about. I sat up in bed to see what she was freaking out about because this is not like her, or least not like her very often. She was looking out the bedroom window. I got up and looked outside.

Sure enough there was the little yellow stripped tabby cat that likes to torment my dog. She just sits in our backyard which is of course the dog’s backyard as the dog sees it.

It makes the dog crazy! The cat does this all of the time and I think she actually enjoys it, tormenting the dog.

I said out loud to the dog, because this is what I do, “You have a nemesis!” I said it with absolute delight, also because this is who I am. How cool is it that my dog gets to have a nemesis?

I don’t have a nemesis. Do you? Well, actually come to think of it, I sort of did for a while at my last job. I didn’t want her to be my nemesis and it was not my choice. Also it sucked because she was my boss. Not a fair relationship there. If she had been a coworker, it might have been fun or at least entertaining.

But back to my dog. She has a nemesis. I need to name her now. I have decided the cat is a she, like my dog.  She spends her days thinking of days to annoy my dog. Also she has a funny sense of humor because why wouldn’t she?

Thus we start the story of the adventures of my dog, Loki, and her nemesis……… oh hell, I don’t have her name yet, but I will come up with one, or you can suggest one. I would love it. She is a petite cat, really pretty and I would love her if she was not my dog’s nemesis. I have to choose sides and I will always be loyal to my dog. That is who I am.

So please, comment and suggest names. It’s the name a nemesis contest. And go. 🙂

 

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About jambiethoughts

My name is Jamie W. Bryant,. Sometimes I drop the W. I am a currently a 55 year old woman with a serious sense of whimsy. I was having a hard time describing myself but when a friend said everyone wanted to be a princess, men and women, I said to call me a Queen, Warrior Queen. I think Whimsical Happy sometimes Silly Warrior Queen Who Takes No Shit But Is Really Kind and loves to have fun but is really responsible might do it. It is long, however I have never been good at editing myself, in SO MANY WAYS, so there is that. If you still have no idea who I am, well, read my blog and try to figure it out. I can be serious. I can be silly. I love to make myself and others laugh. I speak real shit. I believe everyone should be treated with respect, and I will if you will. I calls them as I sees them. I sometimes swear. Gasp! I do not swear when I am in the presence of children, but this blog is for grown ups. You have been warned.
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2 Responses to My Dog Has A Nemisis. How Cool Is That? or Name a Nemesis Contest

  1. Still working on my title, Warrior Bitch Queen, Radically Honest Warrior Bitch Queen. ……I don’t know. Also I have some ideas for the name of the nemesis kitty but I am hoping all ten or so of my readers can come up with better. I am cool with the ten readers, by the way.
    My ideas so far. Please don’t mock me, or do, in a kind, nice spirit………
    Miss Nemisis…(It rhymes, so there is that)
    You know what.that is all I have. Seriously, everyone, I NEED HELP!

  2. thehouseai says:

    Well, Thor was Loki’s archenemy, but he’s a guy. And the Avengers were too, but I don’t know if there is a female among them. If there is, that would be a good name. Or another god of mischief, in another religion, like Greek. Will have to research. Nudge me if you are still looking and need help in case I forget.

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