Today I was sleeping and suddenly my dog starting barking like crazy, the old ape shit thing I told you about. I sat up in bed to see what she was freaking out about because this is not like her, or least not like her very often. She was looking out the bedroom window. I got up and looked outside.
Sure enough there was the little yellow stripped tabby cat that likes to torment my dog. She just sits in our backyard which is of course the dog’s backyard as the dog sees it.
It makes the dog crazy! The cat does this all of the time and I think she actually enjoys it, tormenting the dog.
I said out loud to the dog, because this is what I do, “You have a nemesis!” I said it with absolute delight, also because this is who I am. How cool is it that my dog gets to have a nemesis?
I don’t have a nemesis. Do you? Well, actually come to think of it, I sort of did for a while at my last job. I didn’t want her to be my nemesis and it was not my choice. Also it sucked because she was my boss. Not a fair relationship there. If she had been a coworker, it might have been fun or at least entertaining.
But back to my dog. She has a nemesis. I need to name her now. I have decided the cat is a she, like my dog. She spends her days thinking of days to annoy my dog. Also she has a funny sense of humor because why wouldn’t she?
Thus we start the story of the adventures of my dog, Loki, and her nemesis……… oh hell, I don’t have her name yet, but I will come up with one, or you can suggest one. I would love it. She is a petite cat, really pretty and I would love her if she was not my dog’s nemesis. I have to choose sides and I will always be loyal to my dog. That is who I am.
So please, comment and suggest names. It’s the name a nemesis contest. And go. 🙂